Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i came on her dog
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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