what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm sobbing to NWA
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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