This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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