paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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