Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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