Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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