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If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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