Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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