i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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