I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
someone get that fucking seahorse.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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