I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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