well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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