i permit you to call me
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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