hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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