her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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