i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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