Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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