When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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