I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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