just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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