So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
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She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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