what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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