Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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