Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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