Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
All I want is dick and wine.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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