Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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