How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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