The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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