I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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