Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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