the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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