doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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