i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
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Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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