i don't plan on having that self control this summer
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Hippo gnu deer
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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