he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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