Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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