just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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