On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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