Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
