Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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