brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I need help removing her.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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