you guys were way drunker than both of me
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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