i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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