who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
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but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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