just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful