you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
wrigley field is MILF paradise
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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