Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her