when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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