This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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