Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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