i think i have herpe
just one?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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