Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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