i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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