As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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