i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
This toilet bowl is my home.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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