So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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