I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
