East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
So squirting runs in the family.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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