I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
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If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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